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Your ex-wife that took the fucking kids.
I just settled my divorce with Karen, and now my kids are gone
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An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.
Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
A very memorable character in the movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan". Borat is a journalist from the nation of Kazakhstan who goes to America and tries to marry Pamela Anderson.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Borat and Pamela Anderson would make a great couple?
An American military installation that has been rumored to contain alien life within its premises, a popular focusing point for conspiracy theorists. Has also become the primary point for raids across the world.
Jason: What do you think they hide within Area 51?
Mike: I dunno, aliens?
Jason: I want to storm Area 51 to find what they hide there
Mike: If you do, and you return, you're a fucking legend
When somebody slips an ibuprofen into your root beer (preferably IBC) and watches you collapse due to the side effect of drowsiness. They then proceed to draw a stupid-looking mustache on your face with a Sharpie. Great for parties, not so great for date nights
Jason: Yo, did you see Lorenzo last night at the party? The dude had the funniest looking mustache ever
Mike: I heard somebody slipped two Ibuprofen pills in his root beer because he wouldn't drink the vodka
Jason: So, he was IBCuprofened
Mike: Totally
The greatest Mario Bros. character ever. He is the most overpowered assist trophy in Smash and the best racer in Mario Kart. Without the pointy-chinned god in purple, nobody would even care about any of the games in the Mario Bros. franchise
Anonymous Loser: Mario is the best character in the Mario Bros. franchise because he is the title character of the greatest video game in the history of video games
Me, an intellectual: Waluigi number one, oh yeah
When you have sex while playing a saxophone. The saxophone can be played by either partner, and 69 is not an allowed position.
I just laid Bill Clinton with some serious saxual intercourse last night