X

A math teacher's best friend who always seems to go missing in every class. You have to find X by solving equations in which X will be substituting for one of the numbers. If you solve the equation, you have officially beat life.

Mark: I can't believe Mr. Smith asked us to find X, it's like he never shows up to class
Ryan: Where could he be this time?
Mark: I dunno, probably in Question 1

JaFail McGee

A certain basketball player that is often featured on the Shaqtin' a Fool segment of Inside the NBA. He often fucks up in ways that Shaquille O'Neal laughs at. He currently plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, and has won 2 NBA championships.

You won't believe who Shaq put at #1 on Shaqtin' a Fool last night. It was the man himself, JaFail McGee