smug

Smog like pollution that comes from the farts of fart loving hybrid car owners. Smug from San Fransisco and Hollywood that meets with smug from Colorado can create extreme storms that kill thousands of actors and kenny.

(South Park Creation)

You shouldn't have written that gay little song that got everyone to buy hybrid cars and produce smug, now should you?

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Swangin

To deal drugs of any kind, mostly marijuana. Somewhat outdated slang, now usually used in reference to driving, but originally meaning to sell illegal substances.

Friend 1: Hey, I wanna get baked tonight, but I don't have any hookups.

Friend 2: I got your hookup right here. I just started swangin last week.

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Cracker Please

Just like the saying "nigga please," but used by white people when mocking black people or when they want to be overly politically correct or as just a generic joke.

Something that is unbelieveable or unexcusable.

"yo cracka, i be grilled out"
"cracker please, those are just braces!"

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Yeabitch

Simply means yeabitch, but is so commonly combined into one word that is has become commonplace slang. Commonly used by girls with their friends, and boyfriends with girlfriends in a non-offensive way.

Girl: Will you take me out to the movies friday and we can go to the party?

Guy: Yeabitch, told you I would already.

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Luleelurah

A train. Word popularized by the band Fall Out Boy in their song "Sugar, We're Going Down." Has now become a widespread emo joke across many online off topic forums online.

OMGz we're like going down in a luleelurah swinging OMG FTW. Loaded god complex, cock it and pull it.

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key by the three

Three kilograms of cocaine. A key is standard slang for a kilogram of drugs, most often cocaine. By stating "by the three," one is saying that they buy cocaine 3 kilograms at a time with the intention of dealing. The following lines show this more. The statement of a Louis Nap Sack is in reference to a Louis Vuitton bag where he holds all of the cocaine or "work" to be dealt.

The other definition for key by the three is wrong, although the "when I chirp shorty chirp back" is in reference to cell phones.

Key by the three, when I chirp shorty chirp back.
Louis Nap Sack
Where I'm holding all the work at.

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Cuntrolling

Same as the word controlling. Often used when one knows that a woman would be overly sensitive to saying cunt, or just for its hillarity. One pauses after the cunt part of the word for a breif second allowing for confusion when the rest is said. Also see whoreable.

Girl: Don't you go to that strip club with the guys!

Guy: Don't be such a cuntrolling bitch. I'll do what I want.

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