Buffalo Snow Plow

The action of utilizing one's testicles as a shovel like device to scoop semen from a womens breasts to her mouth. After ejaculating on the womans chest.

#1)
Woman - "You were suppose to aim for my mouth"

Man- "I know I missed, I'm sorry"

Woman- "Use your balls to scoop it into my mouth"

Man - "You requested i perform a buffalo snow plow?"

Woman - "That's exactly what I am requesting"

#2)

Guy- "After visiting Buffalo, NY I discovered a new use for my balls. Not only can they make a mess, they can help clean it up too."

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Ehhphobia

The fear of premature ejaculation

- The definition elopes a sound characterized by a sudden exhale and or release of air during a premature ejaculation

Guy-"EHHH OHH AAhh"
Girl- "Did you just-...in your pants?"
Guy- "Yea...did you?"
Girl- "NO!"

Guy 1- "I've always had this irrational fear that when I hook up with a chick I will ejaculate prematurely"

Guy 2- "That is called Ehhphobia my good sir, and you should be afraid of that."

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Team Sausage

-A group/team membership that includes an inordinate amount of straight men who have come to accept their circumstance of not having females amongst their group/team.

-This is common with coed teams such as Swimming and Diving and Track and Field teams.....and Wrestling

Teammate 1- "Dude there are no chicks on our team this sucks"

Teammate 2- "Bro it's ok we are a team no-less"

Teammate 3- "TEAM SAUSAGE!!"

All together -"TEAM SAUSAGE"

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