Kinginthewest

A mythical, half-man, half-god, all-beef ruler of the kingdom to the west. Legend has it he descends from the Kings of burgers. With an appetite for redneck destruction, used needle cleanups, and OCD-level sanitization, he rules his kingdom with FeAR.

All Hail, the Kinginthewest!

Zooting

A style of dance from a very long time ago, widely accepted to be in the range of the post-jurassic, pre-facebook era. Often performed with swing suits, funny shoes, and swanky headwear.

I convinced my buddies in this group text to go zooting.