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(n.) The plastic piece that separates one person's groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them.
Excuse me Ma'am, I don't want to get our groceries mixed up. Would you kindly pass me the spratchet?
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(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.
Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.