boof poof

When you place cocaine on a woman's asshole so she can fart it into your nose

That girl is so fine I want her to give me a boof poof so I can do my blow in style!

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frozen lumberjack

When you take one of your turds, freeze it, then insert it in someone else's ass so they can shit it out as well

I took such a good shit that I gave her a frozen lumberjack so that she could enjoy it as well