ADE

Another Damn Event. A common SOP and code among workers in the US nonprofit sector where most of the job gradually becomes event planning or getting corporate sponsorships. Instead of helping people, animals, the world or whatever.

"Suh dude, have you gotten sponsors for the charity boat regatta and the 4th Annual Ski Retreat yet?" asked the Chief Director of the Board to no one in particular. "Oh shit, ADE we need to euthanize these kittens and get back to work," the animal shelter employees said.

nubs

1: Round pink objects, could posess magical qualities that overpower mortals

2: People who are fuzzy and strange.

3: nipples

To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"

Our romantic evening was spent making raspberry cupcakes that looked like nubs

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