October 19

National yeet your baby day. It's ok if they die it's a holiday.

Wife: "Man I really don't want this cheap ass baby, "
Husband: "Don't worry honey its almost October 19,"

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Ash

That one fucker who is only good at Pokemon video games. He also mains fucking Pokemon in smash games and comes to school with a frickin Pokemon backpack. Then when you walk up to him and ask why TF do you play Pokemon? And he'll say some shit like "it's who I was meant to be," and walks off going to sniff some Charmander puss.

"I'm good at Pokemon,"

"No one cares Ash,"