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The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.
James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.
is FINALLY F**KING DEAD!!!! WOOO!!!!
"Hey Joe, did you hear Osama Bin Laden was killed?"
Joe: "It's what you get for F**KING WITH AMERICA"
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This occurs when an individual is in the kitchen or somewhere away from their Television and they hear a voice on the TV that sounds distinctly similar to that of Daniel Tosh, the host of the funny-as-hell video clip show Tosh.o. Thus, out of sheer instinct, the individual will run to his/her television in dissapointment to find that it is just some guy on 50 Star Stand-Up Weekend.
Man, last night I've been having mad Toshallucinations like every ten minutes. I was barely able to get any fucking sleep!
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The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
Husband walking out of the bathroom:
Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"
Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
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