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"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
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A beautiful worm that will forever be missed. Was found in a Tesco cucumber, and was squished in the shrink-wrap. Caused many heartbreaks, within his family and throughout the media. His death was truly something to mourn over. His funeral was held in the backyard of his family. William is gone, but will remain forever in our hearts.
William the Worm, Faithful and brave,
Though his life was short-term,
And will never be the same,
William the Worm,
The sky grew bright that day,
Though sadly, his soul flew away,
And now I sit here, with tears in my eyes,
And as I let out small cries,
I will know now that William the Worm,
Was the greatest worm alive
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A clothing website that won't stop giving me FUCKING ADS. Many use this term by which this means, "annoying, obnoxious, and repetitive"
Oh. My. God. Bobbissa is being such a SHEIN!
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Sydney is sweet and kind, and loves everyone she meets. She is really hard to hurt, but don't take advantage of that. Once she leaves, she never comes back. Occasionally she's forgiving, but it seems very rare. Beautiful inside and out, though she doesn't believe it's true. Loves to play video games and drink Mountain Dew like it's a drug. Believes that everyone is alive for a reason, and that everyone has a purpose. Named after Sydney, Australia.
Taylor: Is that Sydney?
Ayanna: Yep.
Taylor: She's hottt.
Ayanna: ):<< TRIGGERED
Coming straight from New Jersey, Gerard Way is a true inspiration and has more talent in his pinky toe than I have in my entire body. He was known for being the lead singer for the early 2000s band My Chemical Romance. He is also known for being the writer of the comic books "The Umbrella Academy" series (which is soon to have a Netflix series), "Killjoys," "Doom Patrol" and "DC's Young Animal: Milk Wars." He also has a solo project Hesitant Alien, and he just released some new songs such as "Baby, You're a Haunted House," which he sang with his brother, Mikey (MCR's bassist), and "Getting Down The Germs," which he recorded with one of his friends, Ray Toro (MCR's lead guitarist).
Gerard started his band after he had witnessed 9/11 happen, and he felt like the world needed a pick-me-up, "it was just like this A-bomb went off of just this... emotion, and it was like it made you nauseous... I was more upset for the people around me than for myself... I think one of the first thoughts that went through my head was like, 'well, what does this mean?...What does this mean for the world?...How is this gonna change everything?'... It's all going to mean nothing if I don't do something."
Way is married to the bassist of Mindless Self Indulgence, and has a daughter named Bandit. Gerard has stated that he is working on new music every Friday and the fans will have new songs to listen to. Gerard went to art school in New York and attended high school in his hometown of Bellville.
Sydney: yoo i wanna see gerard way live so baddddd
Tabitha: sameee
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Bitch, WTF are you doing, wasting your time and efforts, just to look up the definition of bananas on a dictionary that isn't even accurate a lot of the time. Yet again, why am I wasting my time to type this?
ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;
Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.
Joe: Wassup my dood, I just ate a banana. BANANAS ARE GORGEOUS FRUITS!!
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.
Another name for American rapper, Post Malone. This was referenced in his album "Stoney," and in his song "Candy Paint," from the so far newest movie in The Fast And The Furious series, multiple times. His real name is Austin Post, and is born on July 4, 1995, the true American holiday. He has earned his name after his love for cigarettes and drugs. Often plays basketball and refers to himself as "White Iverson," just like the song. He calls himself this after basketball star Allen Iverson. Brought up in Dallas, lives close to the Team 10 house. His address has been revealed in a Jake Paul vlog. Some people think that his dad paid Austin's way to the top, but his fans say otherwise. Overall, one of my favorite artists. All he produces are fire songs, and is very talented.
"Bitch, I'm Young Stoney I do what I want," - Candy Paint
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