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Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

Unwashed foreskin

We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit

Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?

by IssaMysteryy March 6, 2019

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National Throw Hasi Day

On May 15th, We must put our foot down and rebel against the tyrannical leader, We shall secure the keys, Ascend From Darkness, Rain Fire, Unleash The Horde, Skewer The Winged Beast, and Raise Hell, only then we shall truly be Free.

Alas! National Throw Hasi Day is among us. THIS IS IT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

by IssaMysteryy November 1, 2023


International Steez Day

The worldwide holiday Celebrated on November 22nd for ingesting milk so spoiled you have to chew it like room temperature tofu

Grab your pints and bottoms up because its international steez day, drink up you fucking dreadhead slut

by IssaMysteryy November 22, 2021


National Throw Sean Day

On October 23rd, All of America will celebrate by throwing a Sean, Shawn, or Sheen with no permission needed

Oh yuh its national throw sean day imma grab my gloves and my lube

by IssaMysteryy October 11, 2021


The Shooby Effect

The painful sensation that you're not as good as you think you are. You've gone around making fun of players because they couldn't afford a PC, but when a controller player comes to your territory and wipes your team out. You refuse to accept defeat, You resort to using your influence and fame to ensure you aren't embarrassed in front of everyone again

NRG was the first victim to The Shooby Effect, and it's taking its toll more severe than expected

by IssaMysteryy February 13, 2022

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Jolesa

The name only given to women who's energy is unmatched by any other, they are cute, funny, cook good, and know how to have fun

The attention they give to others is a gift

Say what you want, but jolesa is garenteed wifey material

by IssaMysteryy November 23, 2021