Pig Dick

A compliment for someone that's a complete asshole

"Shut up pig dick"
"Don't call me a pig dick you douchebag."
"Hey I'm being nice here!"

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Shit a monkey

The only thing that sounds more painful than childbirth, getting hit in the nuts, or even death.

"Shit a monkey!"
"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"

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Friday

The second favorite f-word of many people

My favorite f-words:
Fuck
Friday
Food

"Hey John, what's your second favorite f-word?"
"Friday"