meep

An unattractive lesbian woman, usually overweight with thick glasses and bad hair. Not fun at parties. A buzzkill who will only talk about woman's rights and why they should cut off your penis if you own one just for having to tolerate them. They're very oppressed people, approach with caution and bring snacks if you attempt to befriend one! They're fierely loyal but will eat you in a famine.

She was a total meep, but The Muff had to have that nookie, and it was the best she'd ever had. It wafted on her for days.