splorg

splorg; n.;

The contents of a container of semen that has aged for at least two years. The material should have the consistency of congealed yogurt, and smell like death.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like death.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's just my jar of splorg I've been keeping since I was 13.
Guy 1: What the fuck, man?

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