Life

Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.

AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead

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AAA

AAA is a battery, it powers things, even you if you use them properly with your girl/boyfriend (hint hint)

wanna power me up, tonight?

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Police

Some fucking bastards who never mind their own business

(if you are under 18 drinking vodka)
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.

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it

derr... it means it, you dickhead

Stop it now you dickhead!!!

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