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Perla Rand

A walking meme. Someone who can’t go a sentence without making a meme reference. Someone who also has a fetish for buzzfeedtasty.

If you’re into memes get yourself a Perla Rand.

by It'sStitchBitch November 30, 2018


Justine

Someone who fishes for freshman

Don't be a Justine and leave that freshman alone!

by It'sStitchBitch September 27, 2018

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Jade

Jade is the absolute fucking best. She'll call you out if you're being a dick but she's still there for you in the end. She's a solid person to get tacos with at two in the morning and will stay up with you until you both collapse. She's also not afraid to cut the balls off of someone who messed with you. She's super athletic and has the body of a goddess. Don't listen to her when she hates on herself because it just isn't true. She's perfect in every way, shape, and form that it isn't even funny. She's beautiful, has an amazing personality, and will put you over herself always. If you have the chance to know Jade, then don't be a dumbass and fuck it up because you'll regret it. She's a keeper.

P.S. If Jade says she loves you, you better fucking believe she means it because that shit doesn't happen to just anyone.

Get you a girl like Jade! Be a badass like Jade!

by It'sStitchBitch September 27, 2018

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