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Rum

1. A vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.

2. When burned, it creates a signal over a thousands feet high. If the entire royal navy is out looking for you, there isn't the slightest chance that they won't see it.

Jack Sparrow: *Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum* No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade… the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

by It is JAMES March 18, 2012

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