Narpy

Someone who cares way too much about the rules or concerns themselves with you breaking the rules. These people are usually power freaks with no real authority over anybody but continues domineering their peers to satisfy their need to feel in control.

Ethan: Maddy why are you looking at your phone during the quiz! We have an honor code!

Maddy: Can you shut the fuck up and mind your own business? You’re narpy as fuck!

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Clashy

When two people’s personalities and beliefs clash to the point where one or both really dislike the other. The dislike may or may not be explicitly expressed.

John (super conservative southern male): I think women should have to meet the same physical standards as men in certain jobs, regardless of what biology dictates about that matter.
Sheila (politically moderate from North Dakota): *Stares judementally with one eye brow raised*
(A different day) John: Oh hey Sheila! Wanna go out to lunch with me sometime?
Sheila: *trying to hide her disdain* Oh ya,. About that, I have a boyfriend. (She doesn’t).

John (in his thoughts): Idk, I guess we’re just really clashy.

Hayseed

Someone who can't stay in one place or with one person. A hayseed blows with the wind wherever it goes.

That Arkansas hayseed Daisy goes from town to town, home to home, and man to man.

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