Holland

Holland,the name decribes it pretty well (Hole-Land),the land where the assholes (also named "dutch") come from.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free! Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore in Amsterdam.

Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; No thanks,i rather cut off my cock with a razor.

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Heineken

A dutch beer.
Doesn't make you drunk but makes you piss ass hell!
Taste like monkeypiss and pepper!

What would you like to have sir?
-euh...a Bacardi,..NO wait a Heineken! I still need to drive...

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