Clab

When your shirtless back-fat slaps onto a hard floor, it’s makes a sound, that almost sounds like “clab” but with an odd French accent

I’m boutta clab on this bitch. My backfat sweatier than Darry faders face

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Helicockter

When you stand naked in a room spinning with your arms out in the middle of room yelling “weewooweewooweewoo” until authorities are called.

Ben: Yo why were there cops at your house?

AJ: I was doing my nightly “helicockter” until law enforcement were sent to my location in an attempt to decease my nightly routine rightly known as “the helicockter” but for obvious reasons, as they saw my long, luxurious throbbing whale sized cock, they fell into a deep depression. Almost as if they immediately felt self conscious of the size of their erection. As a result, they left my household, returned to their cars and went back to their station

Ben: Damn that’s crazy