Swirl Cone Tuesday

Swirl cone Tuesday is when the girl shows up for her foot rub in striped leggings. That's basically the green light for fckn

I was gonna rub her feet, but she went all swirl cone tuesday on me in those striped leggings?

#poofhappens

#poofhappens is when you're in the middle of some great eye contact physical contact, and just about to get to the nitty gritty, but then something interrupts, usually a phone call, but could be anything, even a bird watcher, and then POOF the moment is gone and you go your separate ways.

Oh man, me and this girl were just getting to the good stuff and then #poofhappens, she was gone.

Upperblip

When the girl is turned on at least to a 7.5 reaches into her pants to get a finger wet and then rubs her finger across your upper lip.

I wasn't sure I'd like how it tasted, but them she upperblipped me and, oh man it was delicious.