MARK

arrogant and likes to talk under his breath, so you never know what he is really saying. Very much selfish, but doesn't realize this! Thinks he is GOD's right hand man, but really from Masshole origin. Cries like a bitch when he doesn't get his way and likes to go by the name Martha during this time. Secretly likes to start fights with you, but then somehow manages to make everyone else think you are just crazy yelling at him because he simply hasn't done anything wrong. Is a great cook and one amazing dad just sucks at being a lover.

Mark "Blah blah blah blah".... you "what?" mark "oh nothing"
I have no money and I want everything and I should have money because I am the only one in the world that works

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