Faguet's Principle

a theory that states that girls only talk to guys who are either (a) gay, (b) foreign, or (c) a combination of these two characteristics.

Guy #1: Dude, why do chicks dig that foreign kid so much?
Guy #2: This is Faguet's Principle in action - not only do they dig his sexy foreign accent, but he came out last week too.

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Katrayan's Law

a theory that states that if a girl is in question over a male friend's sexuality, she will avoid him until she confirms that he is in fact gay.

Guy #1: Why won't girls talk to me?
Guy #2: Dude, this is Katrayan's Law in action. They probably think you're gay but they just can't prove it so they avoid you.

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