Flossing

Seeing how far one can get their own duck up their own ass.

“I’m LeBron James and when I’m not slamming dunks I like flossing”

Jay

Jay is everyone’s favorite person. He’s gorgeous, generous, and will always treat his man with respect. He has lots of interests and is talented as fuck— he has so many hobbies and excelled at all of them. He may be a little narcissistic, but it’s the kind of confidence everyone finds sexy.

-Wow (Jay) is so handsome
-Right? Too bad he’s gay, I wish I could date him