Logan

Ur cuuutiee woootii daddy

“Oh look, there’s your daddy!” Stephanie points at a hot croissant looking-ass of a Logan, wanting to slap his booty.

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usoing

The material under the waxy epidermis (skin) which is used for condoms hence the root word “us” in “USe” which means very very usefullll.

“My usoing is going crazy today, man!!” Screeched Nathan as he slapped his friends’ Logan’s ass.

“Can’t wait to fuck some girls today,” Logan replies with a wink.

“Yeah but we need to get some more usoing to make condoms, am I right?” added Andy.

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Nathan

Nathan is an ugly, raccoon-like baguette that symbolizes a Jaden. He will fuck your friends and parents. He is an attention whore for reassurance, even if it’s from UR MOM. Nathan’s are usually characterized by having long, greasy hair and a penguin like stance. They walk worse than umbridge the frog. Their fingerd look like a cross between Shrek and ThanosAnd if you actually know a pretty Nathan, well, his soul looks like that and if he ever fucks you, you will see what a monster he is.

“Wow, that whore is definitely a Nathan.”- whispered Johnny to Bob as he passed a sausage-like figure in the hall.

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