Gooch

noun.
A name after a very short and sweaty midget where you can be a gooch. A gooch is normally someone who is often clumsy, goofy, and foolish.
verb.
To screw something up or ruin something therefore becoming a gooch

She gooched up the dinner after she left it in the oven too long and it burnt.

crocspert

noun
Someone who has claims to be an expert on crocs as they have gone through many different pairs of crocs and have great knowledge on crocs

Jack was a crocspert as he is on his 5th pair and counting of crocs.