Madame Gourgeon

Madame Gourgeon is a dedicated Danny Devito cult leader. No matter what they say, no matter how much they deny it it's true. The cult following is probably side affect of having a similar physique, fat as fuck. Their extreme lack of cardio and virginity to being called anything related to the word “pretty” is surely why they can easily turn off any man.

Youve got the physique of a Madame Gourgeon