Melero’d

That long time friend that is horrible at responding and usually finds an excuse to bail at the last minute.

Hey Carlos, is Jason coming to the party?

No idea. He never responded when I invited. I got melero’d again.

4col

Cyber-shorthand for saying "For Crying Out Loud"

Randog502: I slept with your wife.
ElNombreEsDan659: oh 4col

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Pocket Tubmans

In Texas Hold'Em Poker, being dealt pair of Queens, suited black.

George went all-in with Pocket Tubmans.

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Drago

To kill your opponent in an exhibition boxing match.

To experience immense amounts of roid rage.

Ivan Dragoed Apollo in a boxing match. Apollo's funeral soon followed.

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CBI

(Can’t buy in) a bloodsucker of life. Most often the loser of the family. Too poor to move out of their parent’s home.

Stacy P is a real CBI. I feel really bad for her parents.

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