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A combination of Martyr and masturbation. Used to refer to people (usually christian Americans) who pretend to be persecuted despite being a majority. Usually martyrbators will talk about hypothetical situations in which their religion or ideology becomes illegal or otherwise banned by the government.
Bob posted on face book him pretending to take a mugshot saying "when Christianity becomes illegal". He lives in the middle of Tennessee this is just martyrbation.
An attractive woman who lives in filth
"aw man she was really hot but when I went back to her place there was trash all over the place she's a serious cockroach angel"