Gabriel

If you ever meet a Gabriel, just know you will suffocate. As soon as you see him, walk the fuck away. Just look away from the horizon, ignore the shadow he casts. He has asthma, and claims to run for miles, when he's really running from the truth. He tries to get with girls, but he has no game. He takes testosterone supplements, which explains the boobs. But he can change, with a treadmill and some vitamins.

Uh oh, its fucking Gabriel. Hide your lunches.

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