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danelutti

danelutti refers to an urban legend that dates back to the 20th century. people say that when a danelutti is spotted it will cause great distruction and pain to whomever or whoever comes across it.

the other day i saw a danelutti roaming the streets. the next day I got chlamydia

by Ivanna.B.Spanked November 22, 2021


Moist

moist is the simple classification of an oyster that had no chocolate to eat so she started searching for some and unfortunately ate lasagna. it also means moister than an oyster which means my little pony.

damn that shorty moister than an oyster

by Ivanna.B.Spanked December 8, 2021