roan

1) Any girl whose name rhymes with any countless made up words, such as "pho-an" (meaning phone), "fu-ad" (food), etc.
2) Any special girl who is fortunate enough to recieve a dirty sanchez. Often with just the finger instead of the traditional meaning of "dirty sanchez"

Ivo: Dude! Did you see that dirty sanchez I gave to that Roan?
Bustano: Haha, yeah, the dingleberries were a nice touch!
Ivo: Thank you, thank you.
Bustano: Let's drink some more and see if that Roan will pass out on the toilet... again.
Ivo: Sounds like a plan to me.

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jaggernaut

1) A seriously long drinking/partying adventure. Usually involving at least 10 cases of beer, and at least several bottles of booze. Antics include laughing uncontrollably, smoking enormous amounts of weed, mail-box smashing, drift-jumping (ie: taking a shit car and jumping huge snow drifts), and generally pissing the sober people off that you meet. Frequently, and unfortunately, involves the police in some manner or form unless you are smart enough to get away.
2) Title song from album by Scissorfight. The song pretty much means the above definition.

Ivo: Damn, dude, that was seriously the longest jag I've been on.
Bustano: Yeah, bro, when did we start this jaggernaut?
Ivo: Man, I don't really remember. I think about 4 or 5 days ago. Do you remember giving Roan that Dirty Sanchez?
Bustano: Dude, that was you...and by the way, that was fuckin' hilarious!
Ivo: Haha, yeah! Jaggernaut, don't you ever stop!?
Bustano: Dude, let's go get a drink at the bar and start over again.

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lientje

Beautiful Dutch woman coming from the Brabrant region in the Netherlands.
Speaks with a certain dialect that is hilarious to other Dutch people.
They have their own dialect, much like the south does in the United States.
A typical way to say goodbye for these people is "houdoe" instead of "doei" like the rest of the normal Netherlands.
Often says she is innocent, but everyone knows that is a lie.
Very sweet and caring person as a whole.
Sometimes can be seen visiting my nether regions.

PiltDownMcMahon: Dude, I want to nuggle lientje, now
FatsoForgotso: yeah, same here, too bad for you she is mine ;)

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