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When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.
I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...
Women (all caucasian) in Staten Island all get their breast augmentation at the same place, so all the women over forty have identical looking aftermarket breasts.
I can't wait to hit the Midland Beach this summer to see all that Staten Island Plastic laying out gettin some sun...
Staten Island women overdue their lips whether with botox, or other fillers and have a duck bill facial appearance.
Let's go duck hunting at the bar, see if we pull some STATEN ISLAND QUACK-QUACKS.
Guy 1:Bro when I met her she looked perfect. I picked her up Friday, and she became a Staten Island Quack-Quack.
Guy 2:Must be "Duck Season" cause that's all you see now.