Emotional Boner

noun- that feeling that you get when you are head over heels over someone. Or whenever you are emotionally charged usually involving a significant other.

I have so much chemistry with this boy and he knows where to touch me. He gives me an emotional boner.

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Irish Surprise

A huge Irish penis. Since it's not expected, its a surprise.

Matt whooped his huge pink dick out. It was beautiful. It was an Irish surprise.

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