Lady Demeter

‘I love you
This is true,

But baby,

I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)

The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx

“Lady Demeter.......she’s a restless soul, trouble bound” Tim Armstrong wrote!!

kuntbubble

A bubble blown out of ones fanny

Darling your fanny has just produced one mammoth Kuntbubble, your ace!!!!

Twatching

A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.

Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.

“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”

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adidas

Well.......to almost everyone of the worlds population believe adidas to be the brand name for the 3 stripped sports attire and footwear, but unfortunately all those fuckers are stoopid eediot’s and complete mongotoids!!

The true definition, but it has been abbreviated to ‘adidas’ to be easier to use in conversation is............’another dudette I devirginised analy Saturday’
Hopefully to most people out there it’s self explanatory!!

“Dude, who’s that sexy assed cute punk chick you’ve just been chatting with” dude asked as he pulled the door open for Svens adult book shop.

Cheekily smiling I replied “well.....last weekend when your bird had you decorating because your a soft submissive twat!! My weekends fun turned out to be just ‘adidas’ dude!! “

“ you absolute lucky fucker dude” dude acknowledged with surprise “and she’s a little stunner!”

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horsewank

A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.

Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.

Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.

Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”