Duane

Duane is a rather mixed bag when it comes to his personality and unique characteristics. What he lacks in some areas; he more than makes up for in others. He can quite often be found training hard in the gym - usually everyday, in fact. He enjoys doing many interesting exercises, such as squats and hip thrusts. He can usually be found doing the latter, whilst keeping eye contact with other boys around him and occasionally winking. I should also touch upon the fact that Duane does not have much worth mentioning when it comes to academia. Whilst he is more than capable of reciting his 1 and 2 times table with little to no mistakes, he tends to struggle with anything more strenuous. Duane is also a big fan of racing, animals, food and of big big bundas. He is also very competitive and annoyingly, usually wins at whatever sport/ game he is taking part in, much to the annoyance of his opponents.

Man, that Duane keeps staring at me whilst I work out. I think he’s gay.