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Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.

Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 7, 2018

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throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.

I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 22, 2019


glory blanket

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !

Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019


Andrea complex

Well it’s complicated when a beautiful girl thinks she isn’t and constantly seeks affirmation because it wears on the image,Andrea is a beautiful and honest person yet doesn’t believe how everything but her complex is extremely awesome we all wish she would embrace her awesomeness and leave any doubt of her beauty behind so she would fully enjoy what a gift to humanity she really is!

Dammit don’t voice the Andrea complex it kills the vibe!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 10, 2019


tuna casserole

tuna casserole is a stinky treat for only the most dedicated individuals with a dirty side of McNasty being that one must eat a woman’s pussy while she takes a shit.

There was only one way to show her complete dedication and I performed the tuna casserole for her and i now own the farm!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 5, 2019

3👍 1👎


butter mop

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍

We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 24, 2018


Fucking really

What the fuck?

What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 2, 2019