dirty gull

When you pee,poo,and cum at the same time then triumphantly arch your arms like wings flapping wildly as you walk away from the mess left on the dirty mate of your choosing.

I sat and watched as Justin gave Jessica the dirty gull as he flapped his arms like wings and walked away the mess was significant and apparently exhilarating!

clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

breaker bypass

breaker bypass

the breaker would not reset so i added the two hot wires across the panel top to bottom resulting in breaker bypass with no breaker between the circuit!