Interactive Wank Bank (IWB)

The name given to an individuals Facebook account with which they use to follow members of the opposite sex in order to achieve sexual arousal.

Example 1:
Boy - "How would you like to become a member of my IWB?"
Girl - "Sure! What is it though?"
Boy - "Never you mind...."

Example 2:
After a tiresome day at work, Dave relieved himself with the aid of his Interactive Wank Bank (IWB).

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you can come if you want

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.

“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”

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