Denmarkism.

A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Magnus Densen, or Denmark.

Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist.

He is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.

He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness.
His gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.

His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.

Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."

1)

Person 1: Denmark.

Denmarkist: *Squeals*

Person 1: What's with you?

Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.

Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out. *runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*