Ulcerism

1. (Noun) A behavior that may cause a viewer to contract an ulcer simply by viewing it
2. (Noun) A behavior so absurd and deficient in quality it leaves a viewer wondering if it is induced by an ulcer on the part of the one carrying it out
3. (Noun) A state of being within a large group which is so deplorable it must be caused by an ulcer somehow

I knew this piece would be easy for you, so I didn’t expect you to play it with such ulcerism.