February 18

The day where the our leader and the best person ever was born. Not on May 13th!

Person 1: Hey it’s February 18th!
Person 2: And?
Person 1: That’s when our leader was born we must bow down to her!!

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January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)