The dumbass who doesn't let me do my college assignments. I will fail because of you. I have a vendetta. I will find you, Olivier
- Person 1: Olivier is a dumbass
- Person 2: Who?
- Person 1: Him.
- Olivier: What is the correlation between cheap toilet paper and shit all over my balls?
Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.
Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*