Flake

1.A greasy Scumbag
2.Ditch

1.That guy is a flake, you're too good for him.
2.Why'd you flake on going to the movies with us?

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john lewis

Amazing department store in partnership with Waitrose

'I is to be goin to John Lewis for me new thong'

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(.)(.)

Olives, eyes or tits

(.)(.) are my fave veggies
You have nice coloured (.)(.)
Wow your (.)(.) are massive!

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oo er

it means dodgy or strangely gross

zoe: i got laid yesterday
Izzy: oo er

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Doodleface

A person who is drooling over another person of the same sex

Your doodlefacing again!!!!

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dig

the polite form of the phrase "dick head"

Hey dig, you best stop talkin' shizznit!

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Digi

One who makes many typos.

"*screws like a little girl and faints*"

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