idiote

A remedy of some sort or anything really, given to cure idiots of their idiocy.

Idiot: "Hi asshole!"
You: Dude... smh. You need a serious idiote.

Idiot: What's that?
You: (slaps Idiot in the face) That.

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Clinger

a person who annoys the hell outta you and is too much of an idiot to realize it's time to move on. They''re stuck to you like glue.

You: Hey maybe you should get another friend or something

Clinger: ?
You: YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME SINCE FUCKING FIRST GRADE! GO GET A LIFE DAMMIT!
Clinger: I think I'll stay right beside you.
You: I give up.

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