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if sarcasm were a sponge cake with too much moisture (moist cake) it's like a waterlogged minecraft block of sarcasm. moist as fuck. like ur mom or smth idk
-will
"You put the hot and drool emoji"
"it was splarschasm"
An egg so thick it makes you genuinely uncomfortable to look at or think about.
"Damn I cracked and egg this morning and it ended up being a shmeeb, never felt so uncomfortable in my own home."
"someone with really sticky hands for an unknown reason. makes you really wonder how many times they wash their hands every day. like spiderman but instead of like spiky fingers they're just sticky garbage juice fingers"
"oh also a sticky ps4 controller"
"likely story stickyhand serglabbagoyle"
"shoes that's are really fucking uncomfortable
they'll make your feet all sweaty and there's nothing you can do about it
ur socks get damp when u take em off and you have to wring them out and drink whatever comes out of em"
"Ugh I have to drink my shoe sweat again"
"Oh god, you got perpleblunkys again?"