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Vacational

Like occasional but when your on vacation.

Mom: Are you sure you need to bring that? We’re only going to be there for a day. Teen: Well, sorry mom, I’m vacational.

by Izzyy Bizzyy November 22, 2020


Cigarettes

cigarettes are something you smoke. Cigarettes are bad for you. don’t smoke.

Son: Hey mom, do cigarettes expire? Mom: No, but the people the smoke them do. Son: But, dad smo- wait... DADDDDDDD!!

by Izzyy Bizzyy November 22, 2020


vampiresexual

You are in love with vampires

Someone: OMG you watch Vampire Diaries? EW why
Me: Because I’m ✨Vampiresexual✨

by Izzyy Bizzyy January 20, 2021

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