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Nathan

A man who lives up to the hype, he must instagram his work out routine and videos of his dog who is basically the equivalent of a girlfriend. He plays FIFA on his wide screen tv and screams at the top of his little lungs if he misses a goal. Nathan will also steal dog food even when he has enough money to buy another house.

Dog: can you please pay attention to me?
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!

by Izzzme January 20, 2019

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Nathan

A man who lives up to the hype, he must instagram his work out routine and videos of his dog who is basically the equivalent of a girlfriend. He plays FIFA on his wide screen tv and screams at the top of his little lungs if he misses a goal. Nathan will also steal dog food even when he has enough money to buy another house.

Dog: can you please pay attention to me?
Nathan : please go alway I’m just about to make a goal, FUCK I just missed it, FUCKING SHIT MAN!

by Izzzme January 20, 2019

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Vanessa Ann

She a a woman who when drunk takes photos of the floor. Vanessa watches the jersey shore while sipping a Lacroix in the flavor, bland. She has three kids and instagrams when they do anything “out of the ordinary or weird” she bakes a whole lot. When she wants to be risky she bakes bread while drinking Lacroix and watching jersey shore. And over all she is the best mom ever, a total boss mom.

Vanessa Ann : okay baby now say boss baby!
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?

by Izzzme April 19, 2019