Throwback Threesome

A threesome with two individuals from your distant past.

“So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from college at the reunion yesterday”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close the deal. Maybe next reunion”

Throwback Threesome

A threesome with two individuals from your distant past.

“So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from high school last week”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close. Maybe next time.”

Mudflap

When a customer places a dollar bill between an exotic dancers heel and shoe, allowing the dollar to flap around like the mudflap on a truck.

“Why’d you put the dollar bill there?”
“The dollar in the g string act it good but overused so I gave her a mudflap”

Jagertron

An individual who continues to drink large quantities of Jagermeister like a machine, even after graduating college and getting a full time job.

“Who the hell bought the handle of Jager for tonight’s party?
“Jagertron, who else?”
“Well he’s the only one drinking it”